the growth of their most popular service is minimal. Sometimes, they even post a loss. We would not make worship attendance the shibboleth of true repentance. But if modern repentance does not affect our beliefs, values, or desire to fellowship with other believers, then what does it affect? What got converted? From what were we saved? Where is the metanoia? Pseudo-conversions fill our churches and our leadership, and this has put us in an awkward predicament. The very minds we once only tolerated,